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New Added Funny Sms


I Hope App Sab Friends ko Mere Sms Pasand Aaye Gay.........


Is Dil ki hai 1 Condition,
Jisme nahin kisi ko Permission,
Sirf aap jaise dost ko hai Admission,
Vo bhi bina Donation,
Just maintain good Relation

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Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.
To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...
hi!hi!hi!....


wafa tumme hai,
to bewafa hum bhi nahi
haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............


Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE


Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,
Muskratay,
Khilkhilatay raho....
Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...


Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?


Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....


Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!


Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle 3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega


Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.


3. Tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....


If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!
Then..dont take tension..
bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...
so just go ahead....


Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.


Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,
to aaina kehta hai,
”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!


AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI,
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.


Take a bowl...
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror...
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor...


Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaatta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....


Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho


Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...
Train ruki khidki khuli...
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....


Har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.
Tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.
Khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..
Itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon


Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..


Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...


Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.


Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.


Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.


Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".


Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.


Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah!


Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate,,,,,,,
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad! Irshaad!


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!

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Aapki dosti ke ek nazar chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye...
Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ae dost,
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye...


Sawaal paani ka nahi,Pyaas ka hai...
Sawaal maut ka nahi,Saans ka hai..
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai...


Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,
Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein..
Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,
Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..


Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai...
Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai....
Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi....
Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...


Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai..
Kya zarurat hai aajmane ki...
Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,
Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....


Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
PAr Khush-naseeb Hai Hum, Jo Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.!


Hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai,
Jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai,
Hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai,
Tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....


Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap..
Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap...
Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai,,,
Par mere liye phulo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap...


Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote..
Ehsaan dosti mein jataane nahi hote..
Bus salamat rahe ye yarana hamara..
Kyoki ye rishte kabhi purane nahi hote..


Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge...
Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....


Is hawa mein khushbu hai tumhari,
Is chand ki roshni mein surat hai tumhari....
Is dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,
Woh dosti hai tumhari....


Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta;
Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI,
Apun SABJI tu ROTI.
Apun PANI tu TANKI,
Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.


Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.
Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.
Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.
Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.


Yaadna karoge to Satayenge,
Ruthoge to Manayenge.
Royoge to Hasaynge,
DOST hai hum SAYA nahi,
jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge


Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,
Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.
Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,
Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....


Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,
Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.
Aap hamein bhool mat jana,
Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....


Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko...
Par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko....
Tamanna na rahi jannat ki..
Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....


Teri khushi se hi nahi,
Gam se bhi rishta hai mera....
Tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera....
Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi......
Ruh se ruh ka rishta hai mera......


Ek sapna - Kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaq - Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,
Ek haqiqat - Aap se dosti karna aur,
Ek tamanna - Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....


Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,
Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.
Hame nahi pata,
Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.


Kabhi Dost kehte ho,
Kabhi dua dete ho,
Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.
Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho,
Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........


Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?


Asman se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai....


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Aasman tumse naraz hai,
Taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain
Kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...


Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD,
is mein do tarah ke log hote hai;
Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate
aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate..
HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!


Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...


Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin,
hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.


Suraj paas ho na ho,
Roshni aaspas rehti hai,
Dost paas ho na ho,
Dosti aas pas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!


Har raat ko chand ka shingar nahin milta,
Har bagh ko phool ka dulaar nahin milta,
maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost,
Har dost ko aap jaisa DOST nahi milta!


Unhe aadat hai zakham dene ki.
Apni toh fitrat hai gum chupane ki,
ab toh aadat si pad gayi hai aasu pi jane ki,
kya haseen saza di hai zaalim ne dosti rakhne ki…


Apki yaad me udaas hein,
bas aapse milne ki aas hai,
chahe dost kitne hi kyo na ho,
apne liye to aap hi khaas hai…
Hamesha kush rehana mere yaar!


kisi ki chahat par jinda rahne wale hum naa the,
kisi par mar mitne wale hum naa the,
aadat si pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki,
varna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum naa the.


college mein school ki yaad aayi.
javani mein bachapan ki yaad aayi.
kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.
jindagi ka karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi........


Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi.....,
Khata itni hain ki hum batate nahi.....
Dosti aapke anmol hain hamare liye.....
Samajhte ho aap isliye jatate nahi.......


1+1=2 Eyes that look at U..
4+1=5 Senses miss U.
12+12=24 hrs thinking about U
3+4=7 days in week miss u.
1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..



Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.


Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....


Life
is
a
lie
when
F
is
missing.
"F" is nothing but
"FRIENDSHIP".


apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,


Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte


chala ja msg tu banke GULAB,
Hogi Dosti sacchi to ayega jawab,
agar na aya jawab to mat hona tu udas,
Samajh lena hamare liye waqt nahi hai unke pass..


Teri Dosti Ham Istarah Nibhaaein Gey~~~~~
Tum Roaz Khafa Hona Ham Roaz Manaein Gey~~~~~~
Mananey Sey Maan Jaana
Warna Ye Bhegi Palkein Ley Kar Kahan Jaaein Gey


A friend means
Someone I MISS.....
Someone I CARE.....
Someone I NEED.....
Someone I LOVE.....
Someone I TRUE.....
Someone I SPECIAL.....
Someone I LIKE....
Thats U....


Din sara yaadon me guzar jata hai,
Phir bhi raat ko aapka hi khayaal aata hai...
Kuch yaadein is kadar ban jaati hain ki,
Aaine me bhi chehra aapka nazar aata hai...


Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....


Aapki yaadon ke rehte hum tanha nahi,
Aapko hum yaad na karein aisa koi lamha nahi...
Aapki yaad hi aapka ehsaas hai,
Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hain....


JAB AKELE HOTE HAIN,
AAPKO YAAD KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AAPKO YAAD KARTE HAIN,
TO THODA RO LETE HAIN,
JAB THODA ROTE HAIN TO AANKHO KO BAND KAR LETE HAIN,
JAB AANKHO KO BAND KARTE HAIN TO AAPKO PAA LETE HAIN,


Takdeer Ne Chaha
Takdeer Ne Bataya
Takdeer Ne Aapko aur Humko Milaya
Khushnasib the hum ya woh pal jab aap jaisa Anmol dost is zindagi me aaya


Dosti ka hum hak yun ada kartein hai,
Tere naam par ye jaan fida kartein hai,
Phool sa bhi jakhm na aaye mere dost ko bas khuda se yehi dua kartein hai.


Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...


Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....
Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki is zamin par utarne se pehle....


Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain....


aansu tere nikle to aankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho,
rabb kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ke jute tujhe pade aur galti meri ho.....


Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai... ***

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